Rules For Women

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

As a man, we always hear the rules from the female side. Now, let you hear the utmost rules from the male side:

  1. Birthdays and Anniversaries is not again a quest to find the perfect present!
  2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Try to live with it.
  3. Don't ever cut your long hair. This is the reason why male afraid to get married because married women tend to change to short hair, and by then you already stuck with her.
  4. Shopping is NEVER a sport. And please, we'll never think it that way.
  5. Crying is blackmail.
  6. Just say what you want, girls. Let us be clear here: Subtle, obvious and strong hints will not work to us.
  7. We don't remember dates. Mark it in calendar and remind us beforehand.
  8. Most guys only have 3 shirts and shoes. What makes you think we'd be good at choosing which pair, out of 30 is good on you?
  9. We always use Yes and No answer. It's commonly acceptable to almost all questions.
  10. Come to us if you want to solve problems. Sympathy is what your girlfriends for.
  11. If you think you're fat, you do. Don't ask. We refuse to answer that.
  12. If something that we said can be interpreted in 2 ways, and 1 will make you sad/angry, we actually meant the other one.
  13. Whenever is possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial break.
  14. Christopher Columbus did not need direction. Neither do we.
  15. The relationship will never be going to be like the first 2 months before, so please get over it and stop whining to your girlfriends.
  16. Men only see 16 colors, like Windows default setting. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a color. So does pumpkin.
  17. If it itches, it will be scratched. Yes, we'll do that.
  18. Our lack of mind-reading ability for you is not a proof of how little we care about you.
  19. If you ask a question that you don't want to, expect an answer that you don't want to hear.
  20. When we are going out, anything that you wear is actually fine. Really.
  21. You have enough clothes and too many shoes.
  22. We always in shape. ROUND is a shape.
  23. Thank you for reading this. I know I might sleep at the couch tonight, but you know that we don't mind? It's like camping.

I like jokes. Clean jokes will do. Why take it seriously?Hahahaha...


  1. very straight forward..haha

  2. ahax
    sensitive issue
    but, that's the truth

  3. Sure its the very straight lor.. but it's actually so the truth haha

  4. haha...
    i love each of ur points BUT wait, i'll reply back..

    not ethn that u said is true.
    by doing this entry u r actually showing how unromantic, how coldhearted guys sometimes can be.

  5. tapi abg Naza kata tak.
    dia tak macamtu. haha.
    koranya korangni LeLaki typicaL.
    so, try to change La guys!

  6. Miss annaliyana: It shows what men wants in humor way. and it appears that something forced us to be like that..:p

    Mrs. Naza: haa biasa la tu awal2 kak oi hahaha. Takdelah, don't take this seriously. Ni adalah gurauan yang kelihatan seperti betul je...kan kan?

  7. we never force u mr.usher.

    dun do sumthin or act in a way that you dun like it but you can learn.
    you cant be someone else but you can be a bttr person.

  8. it's not only me lor.. it represent most of guy in the planet. that is who are we

  9. we complement each other babe.
    so tolerate and compromise is da best way to maintain a good r'ship.

    rather than we blame, we better learn to u'stan ur partner very well.